I am... The Rodenator

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Seriously, I'd love one of these, for no reason - I don't have a rodent problem - but just to say I have one... and they call him... the Rodenator.

I just love the little groundhog (or whatever) from Caddyshack top-right of the home page.

It would make BBQs so much more entertaining, and no more struggling to light one with a gallon of petrol.

It's basically a flamethrower, take two volatile gases, mix, ignite and hope you're not in front (and that the tanks don't leak!)