The Polish Conspiracy
I need your help.
I don't know who started it, I don't know how long it's been going on, maybe the Nazis are trying a more covert approach after the blitzkrieg they used last time, but I've found out that the Polish people are once again being targetted for removal and no one has noticed! Whoever the perpetrators are, they must be stopped. I suspect the casualties are already being covered up but they must be significant after such a sustained campaign, this lethal substance is, after all, being distributed by every supermarket and corner shop on the planet for the sole purpose of removing Polish people (I am highly suspicious of beauty salons who seem to use vast quantities, from what I've heard). How this has got past the rest of the world I don't know but we must act now, help save the Polish.